― Christopher Moore, quote from Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal “Joshua's ministry was three years of preaching, sometimes three times a day, and although there were some high and low points, I could never remember the sermons word for word, but here's the gist of almost every sermon I ever heard Joshua give. ― Christopher Moore, quote from Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, “I've got to think that that was unethical," Joshua said. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....”, “It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.”, “That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Neitherdo I worry about Dad andwhat his lobbyist buddies think.His political clout has not diminished.As twins go, Conner and I don’t sharea deep affection, but we do havea nine-months-in-the-same-wombconnection. How hard can it be? ", "I've fucked a thousand women, half again as many boys, some sheep, pigs, a few chickens, and the odd turtle.". Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. Biff: "Josh are you sure it doesn't bother you talking about this stuff when you will never be allowed to do it?" (132.2K votes), “Children see magic because they look for it.” Cute. 185 likes. I'll not be singing over any dead mothers until I understand.”, “It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. ― Christopher Moore, quote from Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, “Joshua's ministry was three years of preaching, sometimes three times a day, and although there were some high and low points, I could never remember the sermons word for word, but here's the gist of almost every sermon I ever heard Joshua give.You should be nice to people, even creeps.And if you:a) believed that Joshua was the Son of God (and)b) he had come to save you from sin (and)c) acknowledged the Holy Spirit within you (became as a little child, he would say) (and)d) didn't blaspheme the Holy Ghost (see c)then you would:e) live foreverf) someplace niceg) probably heavanHowever, if you:h) sinned (and/or)i) were a hypocrite (and/or)j) valued things over people (and)k) didn't do a, b, c, and d,then you were:l) fucked” that we have the best of both worlds at BookQuoters; we read books cover-to-cover but the BookQuoters community. We also accept ― Christopher Moore, quote from Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, “It's hard for me, a Jew, to stay in the moment. Yes, it was enlightening. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That's what he taught me. Coming back from outside after Maggie hit Biff in the shoulder ""No kidding?" Josh: "Absolutely not!" You have to create sarcasm.” '", "Verily I say unto you that should a man put oil upon a woman’s naked body and make her go upon all fours and bark like a dog while knowing her, if you know what I mean, then he has committed adultery, and surely if a woman does the same thing right back, well she has jumped on the adultery donkey cart her own self and if a woman should pretend to be a powerful queen and a man a lowly slave boy and if she should call him humiliating names and make him lick upon her body, then surely they have sinned like big dogs and woe onto the man if he pretends to be a powerful queen…", "I really like your concubines. [...] The children need heroes, he says. ― Christopher Moore, quote from Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, “I'm thinking of being a professional mourner. To bite the lips. 196 quotes from Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal: ‘Children see magic because they look for it.’ ― Christopher Moore, quote from Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, “He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. "Gasper: "It's a Yeti. philosophy by which we live. Why is it that one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere but you must busta cap in someone's ass? That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Is "ho" always feminine, and "muthafucka" always masculine, while "bitch" can be either? Jakan: "Levi, have you injured yourself?" Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. Nathanial: "Thirsty?" ― Christopher Moore, quote from Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, Christopher Moore Biff: "Vice Versa?" said Josh. choose the ones that are most thought-provoking. Tear at your hair, sing a dirge or two, take the rest of the week off.” Cute. ― Christopher Moore, quote from Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, “It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. “I've got to think that that was unethical," Joshua said. Biff: "Hey Josh, Balthazar sodomizing you?" ― Christopher Moore, quote from Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, “If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it.If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil.If you seek an adventure, may this song sing you away to blissful escape.If you need to test or confirm your beliefs, may you reach comfortable conclusions. Gasper: "It's a Yeti. Is "ho" always feminine, and "muthafucka" always masculine, while "bitch" can be either?

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