Timon: {melodramatically} Oh, no, Pumbaa. Timon: Hey, what's going on? Stan Helsing: Ah, I see you're a fan of the Kobe Bryant position. 1.3 Pumbaa Sitting on the Remote 1.4 Back to the Beginning of the Cockroach 1.5 Timon and Pumbaa Rewind Stan Helsing {The video begins to show 20th Century Fox (with low pitch) and Pixar Animation Studios logos.} It's just scary! After they leave, they discover that all the citizens, including their waitress, Kay (Leslie Nielsen), were actually dead due to a massive fire that consumed the town ten years earlier. {rewinds; the film reverses on a shot of a guy dressed as Superman with a squawk of confusion} Take 'em behind the scenes for a revealing and intimate look at the story within the story! The movie ends with the taxi cab driving away and the sound of moaning. "[4] The Toronto Star panned the film, calling it “so unfunny it's scary” noting that Zenga was “the same hack who thought it would be hilarious to exploit every vulgar racial stereotype in the dismal Soul Plane.”[5] The movie had a production budget of $14 million and grossed a worldwide total of $1.5 million. 19 Oct. 2020. {indicates the audience; switches the movie direction again, on Stan Helsing riding on a van, with a lion-roar sound} {Stan Helsing is interrupted by an upcoming film The Tooth Fairy.} A Date with Rosie Palms: "Chief Spanks-a-lot" does this while watching Stan use the gas station bathroom through a peephole. Stan Helsing 2009 Stars: Steve Howey , Diora Baird , Kenan Thompson , Desi Lydic Genre: Comedy , Horror Rating: R Runtime: 108 minutes Stan Helsing is a 2009 Canadian-American horror comedy parody film, known in some parts of Asia as Scary Movie 5, in Italy … We're gonna watch the movie! Pumbaa: Well you know what they say when the student is ready, the teacher appears! Genre Savvy: Stan. They depart and after finding Stormy Night Estates, they discover the attendants never put gas into the car. {The silhouette of Mickey Mouse walks in and sits down.} Oh, sorry. Timon: Very nice, but maybe it'd be safer if I just show 'em where I came from. They come across a gas station where the perverted owners tell Stan that he may be related to the legendary Abraham Van Helsing, the monster hunter. Le soir d'Halloween, avant de partir de son travail, son chef lui donne l'ordre de déposer quelques vidéos chez la mère du propriétaire. Timon: Who is this crowd? During the trip home, Nadine discovers how much she cares for Stan and kisses him. Timon: {narrating as the camera continues to truck out, ending with the silhouettes and the theater seats} Well, that's it. {stops rewinding and sees the 20th Century Fox logo} {Camera pulls back to show Timon and Pumbaa in silhouette in a row of theater seats, Mystery Science Theater 3000-style.} Timon: We're not in the beginning of the story! Pumbaa: Yes, we were! Here, I'll get you a magazine. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. The humans are unanimously voted as the winners, but the monsters refuse to leave town. En route, the group encounters a traffic jam and, to Stan's surprise, he spots Chucky, the living doll (Jeff Gulka), who makes obscene gestures that no one else notices in the van of a MILF next to them. Pumbaa: But Timon... {fades to darkness} I still don't do so well in crowds! "Stan Helsing Quotes." {The Genie flies in and sits down in the middle, followed by Aladdin and Jasmine on the flying carpet; Belle, the Beast, Mrs. Potts and Chip, Lady and the Tramp, and the Hippo from "Fantasia" are also seated in this row.} Happy: 'Scuse me. {Timon's row has Terk, Dumbo, Brer Bear, Mowgli, Baloo, the three gargoyles, and the three fairy godmothers from "Sleeping Beauty"; Terk and Victor the gargoyle squeeze together, and Timon squirts out from between them like a watermelon seed. We're going way back... to before the beginning. Show's over. Synopsis. Timon: Well, enough of that. He lands next to Pumbaa as the movie, still rewinding, nears the beginning.} Maybe tomorrow. Stitch: Aloha! Pumbaa: {singing} When he was a young meerkat... {blows Timon off his seatback} Stan Helsing : This van just went from an automatic to a stick shift, Teddy got a boner. {He begins rewinding the movie} Timon: Yeah, but they don't know that! Uh... you need a magazine? Goofy: Gawrsh! Timon: {slowly re-emerging} Hey, I got an idea. Pumbaa: Sure you don't mind? {In another row, Goofy, the Mad Hatter, the March Hare, and Donald Duck are sitting; Stitch crawls down the wall and jumps from head to head until he gets to a vacant seat.} They come across a local bar and meet the ire of the townsfolk in a bad attempt of karaoke while singing Johnny Cash's song "Ring of Fire". Pumbaa: Then why don't we tell them our story? {pauses the movie on a snarling close-up of Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers and Leatherface; Timon and Pumbaa both shriek and dive under their seats} https://parody.fandom.com/wiki/Stan_Helsing_(Timon_and_Pumbaa_at_the_Cinema_Franchise_From_Scary_Movie)?oldid=1088922. Thanks for your vote! Stan Helsing (Steve Howey) is an underachieving employee at a video rental store named Schlockbuster whose personal mottos are "Don't get involved" and "Don't talk about it". We truly appreciate your support. Pumbaa: Oh, boy! Donald Duck: {unintelligible squawking; he makes fists at Stitch} Why: {clears throat; singing} When I was a young meerkat... Timon: Ma, we just finished. The Lost Boys all pile in, shouting. His teen-aged boss Sully orders him to drop off a bag of films to the mother of the store's owner or risk not having a job by Monday morning. The whole time. {He pauses the movie on Elysia Rotaru and Jessica Olafson in the bathroom stall, with a monkey screech; the movie begins fast-forwarding again} You win. Pumbaa: {aghast} But you can't go out of order!

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